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YOU'LL NEVER MAKE LOVE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN
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This documentary quickie, which aspires to (but doesn't quite achieve) the production values of an infomercial, is little more than a crass attempt to further capitalize on You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again, the kiss-and-tell memoirs of four of the hardest-working girls in Hollywood. Linda, Liza, Robin and Tiffany are call girls, and their sordid tales of sex and power from the gutters of Hollywood Babylon should at the very least, be titillating. But while a few nam... read more leave a comment
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Our favorite star-crossed Loch Ness Monster hunters are back together this week, hot on the trail of the Big Bad Specimen A that Laura managed to tag last time. Seriously, if these two aren't MFEO (that's Made For Each Other) in their obsessive-compulsive Captain Ahab routine, I don't know who is. When Rich gets a load of Laura's shrine-o'-newspaper-clippings, he tells her, "I thought I'd gone overboard." Guess what, Surface cast? I'm instituting a dollar-a-pun rule — it's a crisp greenback in the jar every time you spout a bit of cutesy, water-related dialogue. (Uh-oh. I don't owe a buck for "spout," do I?) After some death-defying highway hot-doggery, the pair manage to score their first above-water sighting — alongside an entire marina full of tourists. We've got monster on tape! Oh wait, no we don't. Thanks a lot, electromagnetic superpowers. Whose side are you on, anyway? Hip! Hip! Hooray for the B-story: Nim's loose in the Piggly Wiggly! Now this is the sort of read more

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