A rural deputy sheriff rescues a "damsel in dee-stress" only to find that he's actually separated a protected witness from her FBI escorts in this crude, showcase for redneck humorist Daniel Lawrence Whitney – that's Larry the Cable Guy to you.
Larry Stadler dreams of graduating to law enforcement's big leagues, but his small-town beat offers few opportunities to shine. That is, until the day sultry, nervous-looking stranger Madeleine Dimkowski (Ivana Milicevic) comes into the local diner, surrounded by four menacing men in black. Larry figures the lady is in trouble and spirits her away from her "abductors." Is she grateful? Not in the least, because Larry...