OK, those dead white folks could tell a good story, but they didn't know squat about lip gloss or tie-in soundtracks. Fortunately, today's Hollywood hotshots have stepped in to rectify the missing hottie and synergy factors in the works of Shakespeare, Jane
Austen, Choderlos de Laclos (Les Liaisons Dangereuses
) and now, Edmond Rostand, author of Cyrano de Bergerac
. High school jock Chris (James Franco) has the hots for smart, sensitive Maggie (Marla Sokoloff), but she won't give him the time of day. So he gets her lifelong best friend, Ryan (Shane West), to help out; Ryan pens sensitive email on Chris's behalf, tips him off to Maggie's likes and dislik...