A congenial, slice-of-pizza comedy, WE'RE TALKING SERIOUS MONEY features two small-time crooks who can barely keep afloat in a sea of crime populated by bigger, nastier fish.
Forever dreaming of the get-rich-quick path to early retirement, Sal (Dennis Farina) resists the sensible career guidance of his girlfriend Valerie (Fran Drescher). Although such can't-miss schemes as St. Christopher medals with talking mouths did miss, enterprising Sal nonetheless talks buddy
Charlie (Leo Rossi) into a bearer-bond theft for which they have to ante up ten thousand bucks for Sal's cousin, the inside man. When the snake of a relative skips town, the unwise guys are liable for...