, the not-so-long-anticipated theatrical sequel to its direct-to-video predecessors (Dorm Daze 1
) tries very hard to be the sort of goofy teen gross-out comedy -- this time, with vampires -- that you can write home about. Sadly, however, no one is going to write home about this movie. There may be someone out there who’d pat it on the head and give it a ribbon for participating, but that’s about as much as can be hoped for. It has all the right ingredients: a bimbo, a goody two-shoes, a woman of questionable morals, a hapless college student, a dork, two stoners, an alpha male, a dwarf, a closeted gay guy, a sexy teacher, and a ...