A romantic gross-out comedy: What a concept! Ted (Ben Stiller) and high-school hottie Mary (Cameron Diaz) once went on a bad prom date of epic proportions. While using Mary's bathroom, Ted inadvertently got a glimpse of the undressed beauty and was so flustered
he zipped his privates up in his zipper: Ted was carted off in an ambulance after having been humiliated in front of Mary, her parents and half the neighborhood. Twenty years later, he wonders what might have been and hires seedy PI Pat Healy (Matt Dillon) to find Mary, who moved to Florida after
graduation. Mary turns out to be a paragon: A successful orthopedic surgeon and willowy beauty with a mouth like ...