Before there were scary basements and flashlights with which to poke around them, foolhardy cavemen were exploring spooky caverns with torches, and no good came of it. Caveat X
-philes: That's probably the biggest revelation in the X-Files
feature, which is caught in the irreconcilable bind of needing to show new and spectacular things without demystifying the shadow conspiracy to abet and cover up alien colonization of Earth that lurks perpetually in the show's background. For the benefit of those who've been in isolation wards for
the last five years, agents Fox "Spooky" Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) are the FBI's residen...