The Whole Nine Yards

Goofy and surprisingly slow-moving, this uneven dark comedy about a high-strung dentist whose new next-door neighbor turns out to be a notorious hit man is primarily a showcase for stars Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis. Poor Dr. "Oz" Oseransky (Perry) — His wife Sophie (Roseanna Arquette) is a conniving shrew and her mother is worse. He's had to flee his native Chicago for Montreal in the wake of his late partner's compulsive gambling, embezzlement from their shared practice and subsequent suicide, which also left Oz deeply in debt. Canadian waiters keep putting mayonnaise on his hamburger. And now Jimmy "the Tulip" Tudeski (Willis) has moved in next door, fre...