It’s apparently written into the Hollywood code somewhere that there must be a new adaptation of The Three Musketeers
roughly every 20 years. There was a classic version released in 1973 starring Richard Chamberlain, Frank Finlay, Oliver Reed, and Michael York, and that one was so good it still holds up today. There was a seriously crappy one in 1993 starring Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, and Chris O’Donnell, and that one was so bad that even a soft-rock theme performed by a VH1 triumvirate of Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting couldn’t save it. So, in keeping with the theme of trilogies, we now have a third big-budget movie version of the A...