Heston is a major in the Army, a stern disciplinarian who is always berating his troops and who makes the error of shooting off his mouth to Newsweek
, a deed which gets him called on the carpet by his commanding officer, Stone. The hierarchy in the service demands Heston be relieved of
his post so he's given one more chance and sent to Santa Barbara, where he is to whip up the ROTC program at a military school. Upon arrival, he learns that the school is run by nuns, led by Bryant, and that his cadets range from six to 15 years of age. The school is on probation and in danger of
losing its ROTC certification. When Heston meets his "men," he is shocked and pro...