The Immortals

THE IMMORTALS is a Hollywood exploitation product designed to help fill the vast wasteland of cable, and/or to sucker unwary renters. It's remarkable only for its overall poor quality and Tia Carrere's visual appeal.

Jack (Eric Roberts) owns a strip bar and has underworld connections. He contacts a group of previously unacquainted criminals whose mission is to steal four suitcases of cash from mob drop points. Their reward is a cut of what they bring back.

Each crook is assigned a partner (producing predictable squabbles) and the teams leave for destinations contained in sealed envelopes. They all complete their tasks sloppily, alerting the mob, and the cops,...