TERESA'S TATTOO is a bizarre and comic tale of underworld rivalry, spiced with abductions and escapes, fraudulent FBI agents, and national secrets hidden in a pair of earrings. An unpalatable concoction, the film went straight to video after a few poorly received festival showings.
Teresa (Adrienne Shelly), a mousy math whiz, is kidnapped, along with her fun-loving pal Sara (Nancy McKeon), by thugs headed by frozen-food magnate Carl (C. Thomas Howell). Carl needs a quick replacement for his recently deceased hostage Gloria (also played by Shelly) in order to pull off an
extortion scheme. The girls are drugged and when Teresa wakes up, she has been made up to res...