Released on home video in 1996, this is an ersatz anthology feature culled from a high-profile 1993 series of short subjects done for German television, in which assorted guest filmmakers expounded upon sex. Despite the exploitable title, the overall effect is more ribald than erotic.
In "The Dutch Master," young New Yorkers discuss the strange case of their pal Teresa (Mira Sorvino). Three weeks before her marriage she becomes enamored with a Vermeer-style painting in an art museum. She believes she can see randy Netherlanders and their serving wenches within the canvas coming
to life and reacting, invitingly, to her presence. Teresa begins wearing clogs and bo...