Looking for a rip-roaring, heartlessly violent, no-holds-barred war movie? How about a full-throttle soap opera featuring yards of fresh, nubile flesh? Well, look no farther. The ever-unsubtle Paul Verhoeven returns to the satiric excesses of
ROBOCOP, starting with those campy FED NET propaganda commercials that suck us right into the problem at hand: Humanity is threatened by a race of smart, vicious and practicably unstoppable mutant bugs from space. Right from the start, our hero is crisply Aryan (oh, sorry, Argentine
school grad Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien), who's head over heels over Carmen Ibanez (Denise Richards). But she's smarter than he is a...