Splitz

Dredged up from the bottom of this year's pile of entries, SPLITZ is a worthless excuse to show off some more female skin and pander to sexually developing teens. Gina (Robin Johnson), Joan (Patti Lee), and Susie (Barbara Bingham) are part of an all-girl rock 'n' roll band who are trying desperately for success. There's also a subplot about an evil college dean who is trying to close a sorority house. The only way to keep the house open is for the girls to win a series of sporting events. Naturally, the events are demeaning, consisting of "strip" basketball and wrestling matches in which the girls dress in slinky lingerie. It's all been toned down a bit, however, t...