A confusing, flat, and utterly misguided attempt to blend horror, comedy, and rock 'n' roll, this bizarre curio offers nothing to the average moviegoer and extremely little to the most ardent fans of its two leads, Ringo Starr and Harry Nilsson.
Count Downe (Harry Nilsson), a vampire whose father, Count Dracula (Dan Meaden), was killed one century earlier, is brought to London to be crowned king of the Netherworld at a precise moment to be astrologically selected by Merlin (Ringo Starr). The coronation will take place at the Museum of the
Occult, where visiting denizens of the Netherworld are masquerading as exhibits. After strolling around London and sitting in...