Simon Sez

This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good. A retired CIA operative who now lives in France and works for Interpol, Simon (Rodman) gets sucked into the apparent kidnapping of a software magnate's daughter (Natalia Cigliuti) by a former spy-school classmate, the buffoonish Nick Miranda (Dane Cook). Simon and his support team, a pair of techno-geek monks who call themselves Brother Macro (John Pinette) and Brother Micro (Ricky Harris), find that the shady business actually has to do with a stolen las...