In this kiddie market comedy, Chuck Norris plays himself, stolid, athletic, and squeaky clean, with all the fervor of the public service announcement crime canine who asks you to take a bite out of crime. While never a passionate presence, Norris does have the heroic authority to make
this valentine to himself work.
Saddled with asthma and dissatisfied with his puny size, Barry Gabrewski (Jonathan Brandis) dreams about being just like his martial arts hero Chuck Norris. He daydreams about Norris in the school room, which upsets his teacher Miss Chan (Julia Nickson-Soul); in the gymnasium, which bugs his
macho coach, Mr. Horn (Richard Moll); and everywhere els...
Released:
1993
Rated:
PG
Length:
102 mins