This wacky parody, which takes its cue from the scattershot AIRPLANE! (1980), skewers contemporary horror movies more adroitly than the vulgar blockbuster SCARY MOVIE (2000), and gets in some good digs at both teensploitation films and slasher movies. The halls of Bulimia High School resound with the screams of nubile victims as a masked killer stalks the sex-obsessed student body. All eyes turn to transfer student Dawson (Harley Cross), who reportedly massacred his entire family in his old hometown. Before long, however, Dawson is targeted by the real killer, along with his new friends Martina (Majandra Delfino), Slab (Simon Rex), Barbara (Julie Benz) and Boner (Da...