This lugubrious vampire lampoon glides its way through Dracula-lore revisionism, stale in-jokes about horror films, and excessive expository detritus. Although produced by Showtime, its adolescent high spirits are more akin to Nickelodeon's homogenized kidding around.
Teenaged Zach (Chauncey Leopardi) irks his friends J.T. (Tony T. Johnson) and Gabe (Natanya Ross) with his tall tales. Demonstrating no sense of responsibility to his partners in a joint school project about the history of New York City, Zach ditches his pals, ignores parental orders to take a
cab, and boards a Manhattan subway train--filled, unbeknownst to him, with vampires--that leads to an aban...