As bad as the title, and much longer. Willard Fillmore (Norm MacDonald) has the misfortune to work for slave driver Miss Crock (Elaine Stritch, in what must be the low point of an estimable career on stage and screen), the stingiest pastry billionaire in
Pittsburgh. She won't even buy Willard a new uniform, and gives him one of her own mince pies for Christmas. Worse still, Willard overhears Miss Crock and her trusted business associate Chip Oswald (Sherman Hemsley) planning to fire him. So Willard and his moron pal Rusty Hayes (Dave Chapelle)
cook up a plan to kidnap Miss Crock's beloved dog, Muffin, and hold him for ransom. The plan is, of course, an unmitigated ...