RING OF THE MUSKETEERS is an adolescent action picture whose cast is teen-free, perhaps because all the adults behave like children.
The Ring of Musketeers--Peter Porthos (Thomas Gottschalk), John Smith D'Artagnan (David Hasselhoff), and Anne-Marie Athos (Alison Doody)--solve modern crimes with a combination of new-fangled technology and old-fashioned skill. They're summoned by their boss, antique dealer Maurice Treville
(John Rhys-Davies), to locate a kidnapped child whose Uncle Ross (Scott Jaeck) is an air traffic controller. Racketeer Vince Pellito (Andy Romano) is so determined to stop his accountant, Gary Murdock (Tony Maggio), from testifying against him...