"Ouch" is right. To say that this willfully eccentric, thoroughly distasteful French romantic comedy defies categorization doesn't mean it's in any way original, just that it's neither romantic nor particularly funny. Robert (Andre Dussolier) is a well-past-middle-aged man whose much younger former lover, Claire (Emmanuelle Devos), has just had a baby boy. Claire assures him that the child isn't his; it's a mere coincidence that the infant's middle name is Robert. Settling his nerves with a drink in a nearby bar, Robert chats up a pretty young waitress. Her name, she tells him, is Marie-Pierre, but everyone calls her "Ouch" (Aie
in French); she's bulimic and a...