After glowing with star power in the kooky misfire VIBES (1988), Cyndi Lauper sabotages her film career with this road picture.
Flapping her fins as a singing mermaid at a Florida tourist bar, Cyd (Cyndi Lauper) faces a submerged future until an unlikely Prince Charming--horse trainer Woody Villa (Jose Perez)--surfaces in her life. After proposing marriage, Woody introduces Cyd to his pride and joy, champion horse Molnir.
To increase Molnir's worth as a stud, John Sasser (Hazen G. F. Ford) destroys the steed and orders his enforcer Reese (David Thornton) to beat uncooperative Woody to death. Before Woody expires, he passes Cyd the key to a fortune (we later lear...