Buzzing with enough violence for a dozen direct-to-video features, NO CONTEST doesn't take full advantage of its satire-ripe backdrop: terrorists invade a televised international beauty pageant. With an all-star cast of B-movie faves, NO CONTEST vibrates with knock-down, drag-out
techno-trashiness before it self-destructs in overkill.
Security guard Crane (Robert Davi) and down-on-her-luck contest hostess/movie star has-been Sharon Bell (Shannon Tweed) are among those unprepared for the take-over of the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant. Along with his band of operatives, Renegade ex-CIA spook Oz (Andrew Dice Clay) holds Miss USA,
Candace Wilson (Polly Shannon), hosta...