NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ATTACK OF THE 5'2" WOMEN, made for cable TV and released to home video in 1995, scores a double parody bullseye. Vulgar and hilariously profane, this twin tale of media madness torn from the tabloids is the perfect party video.
In the first story, "Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee," Tonya Hardly (Julie Brown) dreams of snaring the Olympic gold medal despite the constant put-downs from her mom (Stella Stevens) and disqualifying threat of weight fluctuations. While prissy Miss Perfect, Nancy Cardigan (Khrystyne Haje),
figure-eights ever closer to super-stardom, Tonya feels burdened by her humble trailer park origins. She needs an edge. Rather t...