As we were saying to Andy Rooney the other day, don't you just hate it when you go to see some old movie and find the front two rows filled with college students who think they're extremely
clever and don't care who knows it? If so, you'll have very little patience for this
feature-length variation on the cult TV hit known affectionately as MST3K
. The smart-aleck premise is this: One regular guy (Michael J. Nelson) and two wiseacre robots are stuck in outer space, watching dreadful movies at the whim of mad scientist Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu). They maintain
their sanity by mouthing off at the screen (OK, so we do the same thing with Andy Roon...