To call it a romantic comedy would be far too generous. The two leads spend so little time on-screen together that it's difficult to invest any real interest in their relationship. As for the comedy, it'll appeal only to viewers who thoroughly enjoy over-the-top physical comedy and repulsive scatological jokes. Tom Stansfield (Ashton Kutcher) is a researcher at a Chicago publishing firm who dreams of a position in the creative field, and pitches one book idea after another to the demanding head of the company, Jack Taylor (Terence Stamp). Tom also fantasizes about dating his dream girl, Lisa (Tara Reid), a perky blonde who just happens to be the daughter of his intim...