DVD Tuesday: Fasten your seat belts - All About Eve elevates backbiting, betrayal and world-class bitchiness to an art form!

There are mean girls and then there are grade-A, world-class, take no prisoners bitches, and no one played them better than Bette Davis. As All About Eve's vain, thin-skinned, high-handed, hard-drinking, chain-smoking Margo Channing, a veteran Broadway headliner whose star is losing its luster, she's an absolute monster of the most entertaining kind.

The role revitalized the 41-year-old Davis' then-flagging career, and she only scored it after Claudette Colbert hurt her back; Davis always said she modeled Margo on the legendary hell-raiser Talullah Bankhead, but she could have found plenty of inspiration closer to home.

Addison DeWitt ( George Sanders), Margo's nemesis, is more than her match: Who better than a man who called his autobiography Memoirs of a Professional Cad to play a drama critic whose barbed tongue is dipped in poison? Simon Cowell is an amateur by comparison.

And there's a reason drag queens are still dipping into the Eve well: It's just seething with overwrought zingers, of which "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride" is only the most famous. "We're all busy little bees, full of stings, making honey day and night. Aren't we, honey?" "Everybody has a heart, except some people." "I detest cheap sentiment!" "I'll admit I may have seen better days... but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut." "Heaven help me. I love a psychotic!" Just add Davis' hard-as-nails drawl and you're halfway to a cabaret act. (Here's a brief taste....)

Directed by Joseph Mankiewicz, who also adapted the screenplay from Mary Orr's short story The Wisdom of Eve, All About Eve is more than the sum of its smart talk and sophisticated nastiness. Its cautionary tale of a wolf in bashful fan's clothing - fresh-faced, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth ingénue Eve Harrington ( Anne Baxter) - who unobtrusively insinuates herself into Margo's life and then takes over, is brilliantly cruel and rooted in a certain discomfiting reality. It's mean-spirited fun to watch mousey little Eve charm Margot's friends, seduce her significantly younger husband and usurp her career, but it's also scary: The world is full of Eves who want what other people have (cue Elvis Costello's "Senior Service") and have no compunction about scheming to take it.

And curiously, the thing that seemed most awkwardly old-fashioned when I (a child of the "have it all" age) first saw it - Margo's impassioned diatribe about working women and the mistake of sacrificing love for career - now has a sadly reasonable ring.

The supporting cast includes Celeste Holm as Margo's best friend, a young Marilyn Monroe as disingenuous gold digger Claudia Caswell and acerbic comedienne Thelma Ritter as Margo's no-nonsense dresser: There isn't a bad or even merely OK - performance in the bunch.

Things to consider:

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Previously in DVD Tuesday:

Severance
Sweet Smell of Success
Daughters of Darkness
The Crazies
Blade Runner
Zodiac
Manhunter
A Simple Plan
Taxi Driver
Renaissance
Blowup
Hot Fuzz
300
Ace in the Hole
Eyes Without a Face
Apocalypto
Citizen Kane
La Jetée
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)
Bob le Flambeur
Near Dark
Perfect Blue
Pan's Labyrinth
Les Girls
The Girl Who Knew Too Much
The Queen
Expresso Bongo
I'm Not Scared
Shocking Grindhouse Double Bill! - Scanners and The Candy Snatchers
Don't Look Now
Re-Animator
Casino Royale
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The Prestige
13 Tzameti
The Departed
Suspiria
Kiss and Make Up
Kiss Me Deadly
The Long Good Friday
What Alice Found
The Devil's Backbone
The Descent
The Devil Wears Prada
Pandora's Box
The Thief and the Cobbler
Nashville
Panic in the Streets/Jack Palance Interview
The Pusher Trilogy
Scarface
Slither
Sunset Blvd.
In Cold Blood
Brick

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