Commencing with juvenile barf and fart jokes over its credits, this execrable film sinks ever lower as its dirty joke of a plot unfolds. Sadly, MILK MONEY may well represent prevailing Hollywood notions of what constitutes family fare--a concept comedy in which a kid tries to fix up his
dad with a lovable prostitute.
Three cute, curious youngsters--Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) and his buddies Kevin (Brian Christopher) and Brad (Adam LaVorgna)--pool their allowances and bicycle to the big city. They're out to find a streetwalker willing to flash her wares for a hundred bucks. Enter heart-of-gold
prostie V (Melanie Griffith)--it's short for Eve--who f...