The Man In The Iron Mask

It's bitchin' to be the king: You can throw tantrums, order executions and flounce around in ruffles and lace without fear of being called "girlie man." And when you learn of the secret identical twin who might threaten your royal claim on the throne -- the hearts and minds of the people having been lost around the time you ordered rotten food distributed to them -- you can stash him in an oubliette deep in the Bastille, his face concealed behind a C3PO-esque mask. The year is 1662: Spoiled despot Louis (Leonardo DiCaprio), the biggest brat in France, is served faithfully by his bodyguard D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne), who bears his job out of loyalty to the cr...