Question: Were you at last Tuesday night's M:i:III screening at the Ziegfeld? I think I saw you one seat in from the aisle on the right of the auditorium.
Answer: If this person you saw started sobbing uncontrollably around 30 minutes into the film, then yes, it was me.
Question: I'd like to invite you to an advance screening of Keri Russell's M:I:III (it costars some Tom guy). It's May 2 in Miami. Can you make it? Don't worry, I won't pull a Fatal Attraction on you.
Answer: Already got tickets to a screening here in New York on May 2. But thanks anyway, you scary, scary man.