All the money in the world couldn't have saved actress-turned-filmmaker Troy Beyer's lewd, obnoxious, product placement-laden remake of the sweet and simple romantic comedy CAN'T BUY ME LOVE (1987). Smart but geeky high school senior Alvin Johnson (Nick Cannon) is a mechanical whiz kid on the verge of winning an engineering scholarship to college — if he can just finish building the engine he's designed. Alvin may spend most of his time working as a pool boy and memorizing Michael Jackson's dance moves, but he secretly lusts after Paris Morgan (Christina Milian), the most popular girl in school. Paris won't give Alvin the time of day, even though her so-called p...
Released:
2003
Rated:
PG-13
Length:
100 mins