A wacky satire/black comedy with high school senior McDowall helping schoolmate Weld get whatever she desires. McDowall's IQ is so high he knows what everyone wants before they speak. He gets Weld into the sorority of her choice and ensures she will get good grades by getting her a
secretarial job with the high school principal, Korman. She meets West, a rich college senior, at a sex seminar at a drive-in church. Weld is tested for a beach party movie with West's help, but problems arise when West's mother, Gordon, doesn't approve of Weld. McDowall fixes that by introducing
Gordon to booze. Weld's mother, Albright, kills herself when she thinks she has ruined her d...