Consumer alert: Not since UNFORGETTABLE kept Linda Fiorentino under wraps in a shapeless lab coat has there been a film so insensitive to the needs of its audience. An uneasy mix of four-hankie tearjerker and surreal romantic comedy (co-written by JOE SOMEBODY miscreant John Scott Shepherd), its one big idea is to imprison über
babe Angelina Jolie under a ridiculous, bleached-blonde '60s hairdo. Driven TV newswoman Lanie Kerrigan (Jolie) works for a local Seattle station and is convinced her life couldn't be better. She has the perfect job (as the film starts, a promotion to network looms); the perfect boyfriend, rather dim-bulb Seattle Mariner Cal (studly...