What's betting the pitch was, "It can't lose -- all the Boomers will bring their kids!" And with a pitch like that, who needs a story? So June and Ward Cleaver (Janine Taylor and Christopher McDonald) and sons Wally (Erik von Detten) and
Theodore (Cameron Finley) -- aka "the Beaver" -- are resurrected and forced to shuffle through a series of dreary, skit-like scenes that never manage to add up to a story, like so many squeaky-clean zombies entirely stripped of soul or resonance. Like the Brady family in THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE, the
big-screen Cleavers are stuck in time, but unlike the Brady picture, which radiated real affection for the polyester-clad clan, this mov...