It's Lambada time--time to celebrate the amatory movements that come as close to dance-floor sexual intercourse as any two-step can get without prompting a police raid. In LAMBADA, our principal dance instructor is sexy Kevin (J. Eddie Peck), whose shapely buns (no doubt the result of his
nightly participation in Lambada competitions) attract the lustful attention of all the women in the film, including his high-school students. By day, Kevin is a clean-cut math teacher at an exclusive Beverly Hills high school. But by night, he sheds his suit and his respectability and slithers
down to the barrio where his Latino side emerges. Cutting loose as his alter ego, "Blad...