If you were 12 years old and your pal the computer whiz digitized chunks of a '70s chop-socky picture and then redubbed the dialogue with funny voices (don't forget to make the big bruiser lisp!), odds are you'd find the result pretty darn funny. And if your friend actually managed to insert new images into the old footage — say, a high-kicking baby, a tongue with a face, a computer-animated cow possessed of lethal martial arts moves or a total babe with one boob in the middle of her chest — you'd probably just about pee your pants. That juvenile impulse drives this feature-length film, which appropriates footage from 1976's
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Released:
2002
Rated:
PG-13
Length:
97 mins