Oh, the tragedy of hipness! To love CARRIE and HEATHERS, exploitation-era Carol Kane and Pam Grier, to have a star who can rope boyfriend Marilyn Manson into a stylishly sleazy cameo, to be able to reimagine Frankenstein's monster as a plain high
school girl who gets the mother of all makeovers! Darren Stein's attitude credentials are firmly in order; unfortunately, he doesn't have the moxie to execute the classic conjurer's trick: passing off smoke and mirrors as something substantial. The un-cool students of Reagan High, teenage peasants
with lumpy figures and clueless clothes, tremble in terror as the school's aristocrats stride by on their sky-high heels. Court...