Conceived in the off beat tradition of kid-flicks like THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T, this awkwardly directed fantasy is an amalgam of CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and a WWF match hosted by Franz Kafka. Sent to the store like a big boy, young Jacob (Max Morrow) objects to teasing by adults. Accidentally beaned on the noggin during a fracas with the grown-ups, the unconscious Jacob imagines himself under arrest in a hostile land. In a rap-singing courtroom, the judge sentences him to a two-year/two-month prison stretch for insubordination. On Slimer Island, Jacob "Two-Two" joins other falsely accused children forced to toil for the Hooded Fang (Gary Busey), a pugnac...