A sloppy, self-indulgent valentine to the theater, delivered with all the grace of a letter-bomb by actor-turned-director John Turturro. In turn-of-the-century NYC, playwright Tuccio (Turturro) is desperate to get his latest opus, Illuminata
, mounted by the
theater company run by his actress girlfriend Rachel (Katherine Borowitz). But the play an intense profile of an adulterous affair performed in spare, modernist style doesn't have a proper ending, and theater owners Astergourd and Pallenchio (Beverly D'Angelo, Donal McCann) would
rather do A Doll's House
. After the star of the company's latest production collapses onstage, Tuccio seiz...