I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Philadelphia shoe salesman Bernie Fishbine (Jason Alexander), a personable, lonely bachelor, still lives at home with his overbearing mother Sarah (Lainie Kazan) and grandfather (Lou Jacobi). Bernie's only real flaw is his obesity, which isn't helped by his daily visits to his friend Frieda's (Eileen Brennan) candy store, where he typically buys a half dozen chocolate kisses. One night on the bus he meets Theresa Garabaldi (Nia Peeples), a beautiful graduate student who moonlights as a singer at her uncle's Italian restaurant. Bernie is instantly smitten and tries to trim his waistline...