I Could Never Be Your Woman

Amy Heckerling's ill-fated romantic comedy/show business satire languished for two years before finally going directly to DVD, the victim of studio politics, bad luck, lost elements, poor business decisions and perhaps even its own subject: Hollywood's shabby treatment of older women. It's also a pretty terrible movie, whose good intentions can't overcome a weak script and poor production values.

Divorced Rosie (Michelle Pfeiffer) is simultaneously raising her adolescent daughter, Izzie (Saoirse Ronan) and writing-producing teen-oriented sitcom "You Go Girl," a schedule that leaves little time for herself. She's given up on meeting anyone, especially in a t...