Michael P. Morgan and his buddies are all sex-starved teenagers, but while the buddies somehow manage to make time with substitute French teachers, he just can't seem to score. After pouring his heart out to the high school shrink, Carrie Snodgress, and running around Sunset Strip
desperately trying to find a willing partner, he hits the jackpot in the form of a friend's sultry mom, Joan Collins, who's dying for a real man of 16. Originally made in 1979 under the title GROWING PAINS, this very bad film was shelved until Collins' success on "Dynasty" prompted its release
under a new title. Betty Thomas, top-billed in the wake of her "Hill Street Blues" fame, is actu...