One of those concept comedies that should have been red-lighted at the first story conference, HOLY MATRIMONY deals with a Billie Dawnish blonde bombshell forced to hide out with a religious sect in Canada. Riddled with sitcom construction, sticky sentimentality, and phony accents of
indeterminate national origin, this movie isn't saved by sunny photography lavished on some scenic wonders, including Patricia Arquette.
Desperate showgirl Havana (Patricia Arquette), who idolizes Marilyn Monroe, is eager to leave her job at a midway carnival far behind. Pretending to seduce her boss, Mr. Greeson (Richard Riehle), Havana steals the key to his safe and slips it to ...