Surely innocent children deserve better than this witch's brew of cheesy special effects, flatulence jokes and grotesque over-acting. It's bedtime, and Father (Daniel Roebuck) reads his tykes a version of the celebrated fairy tale. In this version, the Stepmother (Delta Burke) is itching to get her hands on a family heirloom before ditching her step-family. After her sending her woodcutter husband (Gerald McRaney) on a fool's errand, Stepmother pockets the locket and leaves her stepkids, Hansel (Jacob Smith) and Gretel (Taylor Momsen), deep in the forest. Free of her maternal responsibilities, Stepmother finds herself without direction and wanders aimlessly in the wo...