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Half Past Dead

2002, Movie, PG-13, 87 mins

HALF PAST DEAD
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"This is just like a video game," crows Nicholas (Ja Rule) as he picks up some high-tech hardware and gets ready to rumble in this sleek, pointless action picture that nominally stars bloated action icon Steven Seagal. Segal's Sascha Petrosevich is supposedly a life-long felon with a jones for boosting cars, and Nicholas is the slick young operator who brought him into the international crime family of shark-like scumbag Sonny Eckvall (Richard Bremmer). In actuality, Sascha i... read more leave a comment
Year: 2002
Rated PG-13

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Cast
Steven Seagal: Sascha Petrosevitch
Morris Chestnut: Donny, aka 49er One
Ja Rule: Nick Frazier
Nia Peeples: 49er Six
Kurupt: Twitch
Tony Plana: El Fuego

 

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Poor Ed. He has to take pills...

Poor Ed. He has to take pills for his hypertension and find a way to stay destressed even though he runs one of Vegas' megacasinos that's always the target of nefarious types looking to act out some nefarious schemes. On top of that, some stupid fool has stolen the big guy's identity. Wait, there's more. Unbeknownst (I love that word. It's so Speed Racer.) to him, Mike gets Ed's precious Aston Martin stolen and chopped up. Stay destressed? I don't think so. At least this all leads to some pretty funny Ed and Danny scenes. James Caan and Josh Duhamel really have this father-son-type chemistry down pat. And is there anything better than finding out something about Sam's mysterious past? Don't answer that. But come on, admit it: Her brother shows up (half brother, I get it Sam) and the girl vibrates all kinds of nervousness over her coworkers finding stuff out about her. That's enjoyable! Learning that as a kid she had a lisp and she could Electric Boogaloo wit read more

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