After horny bumpkins Bud (Charles Sheen) and Larry (Thomas Haden Church) wed the twin teenaged daughters of a demented prison warden, the Swede (Marlon Brando), and move into his domain, their father-in-law promptly curtails their conjugal rights. Disconsolate, Bud's mood quickly improves when he hears about a train that passes through town with a cargo of worn-out currency set for destruction by the US Treasury. Sacrificing the Swede's beloved truck at the crossing, the pals hold up the train. After the stick-up, Bud foolishly starts flashing cash. His arrest and conviction nets him a stretch in the Swede's prison. Meanwhile, FBI agent Karen Pilarski (Mira Sorvino) ...