Fish Without A Bicycle

Writer-producer-star Jenna Mattison's self-reflexive comedy about a flaky actress looking for herself in all the wrong places, directed by Beverly Hills, 90210 alumnus Brian Austin Green, is the sort of cutsie-poo glop that gives chick flicks a bad name. Afraid that her picture-perfect relationship with hunky firefighter Danny (Brad Rowe) is some kind of gilded cage, Julianna (Mattison) dumps him for smug, independently wealthy theater director Michael (Bryan Callen of TV's Jack and Jill and Inside Schwartz), who casts her in a one-act production and makes her heart go pit-a-pat. Julianna moves in with tough-talking goth gal Vicki (Jennifer Blanc...