Dice Rules

Idiotically welding Andrew Dice Clay concert footage onto an over-extended prologue that purports to examine Dice's early, non-cool, salad days, DICE RULES offers the worst of two worlds, the concert format and the traditional slob comedy.

In the "A Day in the Life" prologue, narrated by the Dice Man, we are witness to his original persona of a nerdish mama's boy whipped into submission by a termagant of a wife, Berneece (Maria Parkinson). Among the picaresque adventures this nitwit endures are a trip to the bank where he pleads for a free toaster and is verbally assaulted by a teller, an encounter with a jealous pal who purloins the toaster and subjects him to...